Where's the Beef Shirt

Spooky humor meets 80s nostalgia with the “Where’s the Beef?” shirt—cow skeleton, ghost, and zero meat suit. Perfectly twisted Halloween tee.

Bones? Check. Ghost? Check. Beef? …nowhere to be found. This shirt takes the classic “Where’s the Beef?” line and spins it into a dark little Halloween riddle: our cow friends showed up as a skeleton and a ghost, but somebody forgot the meat suit.

It’s spooky. It’s dumb. It’s clever. Basically, the shirt version of that one friend who makes jokes at funerals and somehow gets away with it. Whether you’re into Gen X nostalgia, absurd dad jokes, or just like your cows a little haunted, this tee delivers.

Fit & Feel

Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—perfect for trick-or-treating, taco-trucking, or explaining bad puns at parties. Lightweight, breathable, and true to size, so you won’t feel like you’re missing anything… except the beef.

Design Details

Features a cartoon cow skeleton and ghost flashing peace signs, under the big bold phrase “Where’s the Beef?” Printed with eco-friendly DTG inks that stay sharp wash after wash (no fading, unlike your Halloween candy stash).

Who It’s For

Gen X pun collectors, Halloween party crashers, cow lovers, Wendy’s commercial nostalgics, and anyone who enjoys a good meat suit joke.

Where to Wear

Halloween parties, haunted hayrides, state fairs, BBQ cook-offs, or while confusing vegans and entertaining carnivores.

Size Guide

XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk fabric

Side-seamed construction

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks

Legal / EU Compliance

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For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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Google Info Block

Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes