Gag Me with a Spoon Shirt

The ultimate throwback insult. This Gen X classic brings peak valley girl sarcasm to anyone cramping your style.

Some things are just so grody to the max. Whether it’s bad vibes, lame trends, or people who still think frosted tips are in, this shirt says what you’re too bored to repeat. Straight outta the Valley and deep-fried in Gen X sarcasm, this design is the eye roll you can wear.

Perfect for nostalgia junkies, retro slang enthusiasts, or anyone who peaked around the time of cassette mixtapes and mall bangs.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit perfect for rolling your eyes in comfort — lightweight enough for side-eye marathons and sarcastic brunches.

Design Details:
Bright, retro lettering channeling peak 1980s mall-rat attitude — dramatic, nostalgic, and slightly nauseated.

Who It’s For:
Gen X drama queens, 80s babies, Valley Girls, and anyone who still talks in vintage sarcasm.

Where to Wear:
Throwback parties, retro diners, mall escalators, or while judging literally everything.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes