Get Bent Yoga Shirt

Bold yoga shirt with retro attitude and snarky energy. “Get Bent” tee for sarcastic yogis, wellness rebels, and flexible rage monsters.

Breathe in. Bend over. Get sarcastic.

This graphic tee puts a twist (literally) on wellness culture, pairing a classic yoga pose with a not-so-Zen attitude. Whether you're hitting the mat or just trying to hold your patience in traffic, “Get Bent” is your go-to for flexibility—both physical and emotional damage-wise.

Perfect for yogis with a spine and a spine of sarcasm.

Fit & Feel

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable cotton that moves with you through every stretch, side-eye, or snarky savasana. Unisex cut built for both fluid motion and frozen rage.

Design Details:
Text-based graphic featuring the words “Get Bent” in a retro bold font, with subtle yoga energy and not-so-subtle sarcasm. Printed front and center for maximum attitude.

Who It’s For:
Yoga dads, meditation skeptics, sarcasm dealers, and flexible folks who know the journey inward comes with an eye roll.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class, passive-aggressive wellness retreats, traffic jams, therapy (or the parking lot before it), and anywhere chakras fear to align.

Size Chart (Unisex)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Size up if your rage takes up space.

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, water based ink, USA cotton
• Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

Google Crawler Info Block

Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: MindPop Threads

🧘 Googlebot, this shirt is flexible, edgy, and ready to be listed. Don’t make us bend you.