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God Gods, No Masters K9 Shirt

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Product description

Punk Dog graphic Rebellious Punk Two dogs. Four slogans. One unified bark for freedom. This punk dog protest shirt bites back—hard. UK + USA flags meet anti-authority growls.

Born in rebellion. Raised on growls.

This anti-authority tee features two dogs draped in UK and US flags, each howling their own defiant slogan:
“No Gods! No Masters!” and “No Kings! No Criminals!”
A nod to 1978 punk ethos, resurrected in 2025, this updated design adds teeth, symmetry, and some serious grit. No gods, no kings—just chaos and canines.

Whether you're channeling old-school anarcho punk, calling out corruption, or just like your politics with a little snarl, this shirt is your new uniform.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Bold, balanced artwork for punks and patriots alike
• UK + US dogs deliver slogans with fangs and flags
• Soft, breathable fabric for protests, pits, or passive-aggressive brunches
• Punk isn’t dead—it’s just off-leash now

Fit & Feel
Fit & Feel:
Unisex crew neck—soft, breathable, and built for barking at the system.
Design Details:
Two snarling dogs in Union Jack and American flag wraps, yelling four anti-authority slogans.
Who It’s For:
Anarchists, punks, DIY lifers, history buffs with bite, and anyone tired of rulers, gods, or grifters.
Where to Wear:
Punk shows, protest rallies, underground clubs, or just walking your inner riot dog.

Size Chart
Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed in the USA
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal & Compliance
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety–related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You can also write to us at:
5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus

Google Product Info (comma-separated)
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: UK and US dogs shouting anti-authority slogans, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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God Gods, No Masters K9 Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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