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Gold Namaste Bitches Shirt
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Namaste Bitches shirt with bold gold-style lettering. For the zen soul who still might throw hands.
Find your center. Light your incense. And tell the world — politely but firmly — to back the hell off.
This Namaste Bitches design in gleaming gold tones is the perfect shirt for those who hit downward dog with attitude. Equal parts namaste and not today, it's ideal for anyone whose self-care routine includes candles, crystals, and cutting people out.
Pairs beautifully with messy buns, side-eye, and zero tolerance for BS.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that flows like breathwork and sass. Soft, breathable cotton blend perfect for stretching or side-eyeing.
Design Details:
“Namaste, Bitches” printed in shimmering gold or faux-metallic ink for a glam take on spiritual sarcasm. Equal parts enlightened and over it.
Who It’s For:
Zen seekers with a sharp tongue, spiritual rebels, yoga instructors with boundary issues, and anyone who’s ever blessed someone out loud and with feeling.
Where to Wear:
Yoga class, girls’ brunch, full moon ceremonies, or anywhere your chakras need realignment and revenge.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Namaste, Bitches” gold print shirt for spiritual sass lovers and sarcastic yogis
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Gold Namaste Bitches Shirt
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