- Sku: 3327022_9557
Good Moring Shirt
$29.95
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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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Snarky “Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed” tee. Soft cotton, unisex fit, and enough sarcasm to fuel your morning survival ritual.
Long Snarky Description:
If you’re reading this, congrats—you survived the night, again. This shirt is for anyone whose continued existence is an act of petty defiance. Whether it’s caffeine, spite, or just dumb luck keeping you alive, this dark humor tee sets the tone before your first sip of coffee.
Perfect for morning-haters, office comedians, and those who know their resting witch face is doing most of the security work. It’s not just a shirt—it’s your daily “still here, deal with it” announcement.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re dragging yourself to the office or hiding under a hoodie. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for skeptics, survivors, and caffeine cultists alike.
Design Details:
Bold front print with “Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed” in crisp DTG ink that lasts longer than your will to attend meetings. Classic crew neck, short sleeves, zero subtlety.
Who It’s For:
Non-morning people, caffeine junkies, cubicle comedians, night owls, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who counts surviving another day as a petty victory.
Where to Wear:
Coffee runs, office battles, Monday mornings, Zoom calls you didn’t sign up for, or any place where you want your shirt to deliver the sarcasm before you even open your mouth.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Long Snarky Description:
If you’re reading this, congrats—you survived the night, again. This shirt is for anyone whose continued existence is an act of petty defiance. Whether it’s caffeine, spite, or just dumb luck keeping you alive, this dark humor tee sets the tone before your first sip of coffee.
Perfect for morning-haters, office comedians, and those who know their resting witch face is doing most of the security work. It’s not just a shirt—it’s your daily “still here, deal with it” announcement.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re dragging yourself to the office or hiding under a hoodie. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for skeptics, survivors, and caffeine cultists alike.
Design Details:
Bold front print with “Good Morning, I See the Assassins Have Failed” in crisp DTG ink that lasts longer than your will to attend meetings. Classic crew neck, short sleeves, zero subtlety.
Who It’s For:
Non-morning people, caffeine junkies, cubicle comedians, night owls, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who counts surviving another day as a petty victory.
Where to Wear:
Coffee runs, office battles, Monday mornings, Zoom calls you didn’t sign up for, or any place where you want your shirt to deliver the sarcasm before you even open your mouth.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Good Moring Shirt
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