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Halloween Sweatshirt Kernel of Corn Cotton Blend Hoodie
$60.95
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Halloween Sweatshirt and corny pun turned cozy classic—this “Kernel of Corn” pullover delivers fall humor with harvest flair.
Long Snarky Description
Step aside, witches and vampires—the real MVP of spooky season is a corn pun. The “Kernel of Corn” sweatshirt brings playful sarcasm to Halloween, mixing dad-joke energy with autumn vibes. It’s punny, it’s cozy, and it’s just corny enough to win over anyone sick of the same old costumes.
Perfect for low-effort dress-up, harvest parties, or anyone who’d rather laugh at wordplay than carve another pumpkin. Comfortable enough for haunted houses, casual enough for pumpkin spice errands, this pullover is a whole snack (and not just the popcorn kind).
Fit & Feel
Fleece-lined cotton blend that’s softer than caramel corn.
Relaxed unisex fit—perfect for layering over flannels or under Halloween chaos.
Warm, breathable, and designed to last beyond October.
Design Details
Front graphic pun: “Kernel of Corn” with bold seasonal flair.
Printed using eco-friendly inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
Classic crew neck with ribbed cuffs and hem.
Who It’s For
Pun lovers who live for corny jokes.
Halloween fans who prefer laughs over frights.
Lazy costume folks who want to say “I tried.”
Anyone who knows the harvest season is secretly comedy gold.
Where to Wear
Pumpkin patches and haunted hayrides.
Halloween parties (zero effort costume approved).
Thanksgiving dinner when you want to steal the punchline.
Every fall day you need a laugh and a layer.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
Cotton/poly fleece blend
Ribbed cuffs and hem
Unisex fit
Crew neckline
Soft, breathable interior
Durable print quality
Machine washable
Legal (EU/GPSR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, polyester, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, Fabric weight: medium heavy, Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: long sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description
Step aside, witches and vampires—the real MVP of spooky season is a corn pun. The “Kernel of Corn” sweatshirt brings playful sarcasm to Halloween, mixing dad-joke energy with autumn vibes. It’s punny, it’s cozy, and it’s just corny enough to win over anyone sick of the same old costumes.
Perfect for low-effort dress-up, harvest parties, or anyone who’d rather laugh at wordplay than carve another pumpkin. Comfortable enough for haunted houses, casual enough for pumpkin spice errands, this pullover is a whole snack (and not just the popcorn kind).
Fit & Feel
Fleece-lined cotton blend that’s softer than caramel corn.
Relaxed unisex fit—perfect for layering over flannels or under Halloween chaos.
Warm, breathable, and designed to last beyond October.
Design Details
Front graphic pun: “Kernel of Corn” with bold seasonal flair.
Printed using eco-friendly inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
Classic crew neck with ribbed cuffs and hem.
Who It’s For
Pun lovers who live for corny jokes.
Halloween fans who prefer laughs over frights.
Lazy costume folks who want to say “I tried.”
Anyone who knows the harvest season is secretly comedy gold.
Where to Wear
Pumpkin patches and haunted hayrides.
Halloween parties (zero effort costume approved).
Thanksgiving dinner when you want to steal the punchline.
Every fall day you need a laugh and a layer.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
Cotton/poly fleece blend
Ribbed cuffs and hem
Unisex fit
Crew neckline
Soft, breathable interior
Durable print quality
Machine washable
Legal (EU/GPSR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, polyester, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, Fabric weight: medium heavy, Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: long sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 25 ¾ |
| M | 30 | 38-41 | 25 ¾ |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 25 ¾ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 25 ¾ |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 26 ¼ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 26 ¾ |
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Halloween Sweatshirt Kernel of Corn Cotton Blend Hoodie
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