Happy Allergy Season Shirt

Nothing says “I love spring” like puffy eyes, uncontrollable sneezing, and debating whether you’re dying or just mildly allergic to life. “Happy Allergy Season” is your wearable PSA that pollen is personal and nature has it out for you.

Perfect for antihistamine junkies, tissue hoarders, and anyone who’s ever looked like they lost a bar fight with a flower bush. Bold, sarcastic, and infinitely relatable, this shirt warns others before you start leaking.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit ideal for surviving pollen clouds, spontaneous sneezing fits, and regrettable outdoor gatherings. Lightweight, breathable cotton blend to keep you as comfortable as possible while nature attacks.

Design Details:
Bold, ironic lettering with maximum springtime side-eye — the floral equivalent of a rage sneeze. Printed with high-quality DTG inks that won’t fade, even after repeated washes and allergy med cycles.

Who It’s For:
Hay fever victims, antihistamine lifers, tissue hoarders, and anyone slowly unraveling with every bloom.

Where to Wear:
Pharmacies, outdoor events you instantly regret, plant-filled offices, or while crying through spring like a champ.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes