Heaven’s Full Rapute Shirt

Missed the rapture? Celebrate it. “Heaven’s Full” cherub tee with solo cup makes Earth’s afterparty the only party worth staying for.

Some people get wings, others get VIP passes. When Heaven hits capacity, you know where the real fun begins: Earth’s Afterparty. This cheeky cherub—with his red solo cup and zero regrets—sets the tone.

Whether you’re laughing at rapture drama, poking fun at the pearly gates, or just here for the eternal open bar, this shirt is your wearable ticket to the party that never ends. Pair it with our Hell’s Full tee for the ultimate “no vacancy” set.

Perfect for irreverent souls, back-row pew sitters, and anyone who knows sin has the better playlist.

Fit & Feel

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton for all-day comfort

Pre-shrunk so it won’t vanish in the wash

Lightweight but durable — like an eternal brunch invite

Design Details

Bold “Heaven’s Full? Welcome to Earth’s Afterparty” text

Cherub with red solo cup graphic

Crisp print that pops on black or dark tees

Who It’s For

Ex-youth group kids with a sense of humor

Party atheists and sarcastic agnostics

Anyone too naughty for the trumpet blast

Where to Wear

Rapture watch parties (bring your own chips)

Festivals, concerts, and late-night dives

Family holidays, if you like stirring the pot

Size Chart (XS–5XL)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
XS | 16.5 | 27
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
4XL | 30 | 34
5XL | 32 | 35

Width = armpit to armpit. Length = shoulder to hem. For a looser fit, size up.

Product Specs

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk fabric

Side-seamed construction

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Blank product sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Legal / GPSR Compliance

This is a novelty graphic shirt intended for humor and casual wear. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any religious organizations.

Google Product Info Block (plain text)

Condition: new,
Fit type: unisex standard fit,
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color),
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing,
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²),
Design: printed graphic on front,
Age group: adult,
Gender: unisex,
Customs declaration: yes

Size guide