Here for Awkward Family Stories and Pie Shirt

Funny Thanksgiving shirt for pie lovers and dysfunctional family gatherings. Perfect unisex tee for awkward holiday dinners.

Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like a tense political debate between relatives you only see once a year… and dessert. This retro-style shirt serves up a perfect slice of sarcasm for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, or any forced gathering where the pie is better than the company.

Featuring a smiling 1950s hostess holding not one, but TWO glorious pies, paired with the line: Here for Awkward Family Stories and PIE! It’s a wearable disclaimer that you’re only here for the sugar highs, not the emotional lows.

This shirt is the perfect conversation starter—or ender—depending on how much you want to engage. Ideal for pie enthusiasts, awkward story collectors, and anyone who’s ever nodded politely while an uncle overshared about “the good old days.”

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that pairs perfectly with turkey comas and strategic wine refills. True to size with just enough stretch to help you escape the dinner table in record time.

Design Details:
Features a vintage hostess illustration with pies in hand and bold retro text reading: Here for Awkward Family Stories and PIE! Printed on the front with high-quality DTG inks that stay crisp—long after the mashed potatoes have gone cold.

Who It’s For:
Pie lovers, sarcastic holiday guests, Friendsgiving attendees, and anyone who prefers dessert over discourse.

Where to Wear:
Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving potlucks, awkward family reunions, or any gathering where dessert is the main survival strategy.

Size Chart (Unisex)
S: 18" width, 28" length
M: 20" width, 29" length
L: 22" width, 30" length
XL: 24" width, 31" length
2XL: 26" width, 32" length
3XL: 28" width, 33" length

Product Specs:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk fabric

Side-seamed construction

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Printed using eco-friendly water-based inks

Legal / EU Compliance (GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Product Info:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

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