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Housework Alien Shirt
$29.95
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Funny alien shirt with retro UFO beaming sarcasm and zero chores. A must-have for the housework-impaired and space-case dreamers.
Alien abduction? Fine. Galactic invasion? Sure. But vacuuming? Absolutely not.
This hilarious tee lets you phone home with flair and absolutely no intention of folding laundry. Featuring a retro sci-fi UFO mid-abduction and bold text that screams what we’re all thinking—“Wait! They expect me to do housework”—this shirt is your official uniform for avoiding adulthood.
Ideal for lazy legends, interstellar slackers, and anyone who knows cleaning is for Earthlings. Whether you’re escaping chores or just embracing chaos, this tee says it all, loudly and colorfully.
Fit & Feel:
• Unisex fit – comfy enough for laying on the couch or fake-cleaning when guests are coming over
• Midweight cotton blend – breathable enough to flee responsibilities
• True to size – unless you’re trying to hide in your shirt like a cloaking device
Design Details:
• Bold, colorful graphic of a glowing UFO abducting everything except your will to mop
• Retro sci-fi vibes with modern sarcasm
• Large centered front print – loud, proud, and housework-free
Who It’s For:
• Chore dodgers and domestic rebels
• Retro sci-fi lovers with dust allergies
• Alien fanatics with zero tolerance for brooms
• Anyone who cleans only when threatened with visitors
Where to Wear:
• Around the house (instead of cleaning it)
• Sci-fi movie marathons and alien conventions
• Laundry day – as a protest
• Family gatherings where chores are assigned
Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to hem.
If you're on the run from housework, consider sizing up for a looser fit—and easier movement during chore evasion.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Condition: Brand new
Fit type: Unisex regular fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Production: Printed on demand in the USA
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
Design: Alien UFO with humorous housework quote
Age group: Adult
Gender: Unisex
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Alien abduction? Fine. Galactic invasion? Sure. But vacuuming? Absolutely not.
This hilarious tee lets you phone home with flair and absolutely no intention of folding laundry. Featuring a retro sci-fi UFO mid-abduction and bold text that screams what we’re all thinking—“Wait! They expect me to do housework”—this shirt is your official uniform for avoiding adulthood.
Ideal for lazy legends, interstellar slackers, and anyone who knows cleaning is for Earthlings. Whether you’re escaping chores or just embracing chaos, this tee says it all, loudly and colorfully.
Fit & Feel:
• Unisex fit – comfy enough for laying on the couch or fake-cleaning when guests are coming over
• Midweight cotton blend – breathable enough to flee responsibilities
• True to size – unless you’re trying to hide in your shirt like a cloaking device
Design Details:
• Bold, colorful graphic of a glowing UFO abducting everything except your will to mop
• Retro sci-fi vibes with modern sarcasm
• Large centered front print – loud, proud, and housework-free
Who It’s For:
• Chore dodgers and domestic rebels
• Retro sci-fi lovers with dust allergies
• Alien fanatics with zero tolerance for brooms
• Anyone who cleans only when threatened with visitors
Where to Wear:
• Around the house (instead of cleaning it)
• Sci-fi movie marathons and alien conventions
• Laundry day – as a protest
• Family gatherings where chores are assigned
Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to hem.
If you're on the run from housework, consider sizing up for a looser fit—and easier movement during chore evasion.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Condition: Brand new
Fit type: Unisex regular fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Production: Printed on demand in the USA
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
Design: Alien UFO with humorous housework quote
Age group: Adult
Gender: Unisex
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Housework Alien Shirt
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