HRT Sanity Sold Separately shirt

Sanity? Optional. Hormones? Mandatory. This bold HRT shirt features apothecary-style graphics of estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone—with zero chill.

Sanity wasn’t included, but the side effects sure were. This shirt is your midlife mantra, starring three magical ingredients: estrogen (patch), progesterone (pill), and testosterone (gel). Together, they form the unholy trinity of modern survival—delivered in a design that channels vintage apothecary meets back-alley potion shop.

Perfect for hormone warriors, perimenopausal punks, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void during a hot flash, this design doesn’t whisper empowerment—it slaps it on the label and sells it wholesale.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough for hormonal chaos and breathable enough to survive the next mood swing.

Design Details:
Three stylized potion bottles with apothecary labels for E, P, and T — old-school charm with modern hormone energy and zero apologies.

Who It’s For:
HRT users, menopause rebels, trans warriors, and anyone managing their chemical chaos like a potion master.

Where to Wear:
Doctor appointments, pharmacy trips, LGBTQ+ pride events, or while hexing hormonal imbalance with a side-eye.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes