I am the Hot Flash Shirt

Not all heroes wear capes—some just radiate heat like a malfunctioning toaster. “I Am the Hot Flash” is for the real MVPs of midlife: women who battle mood swings, memory lapses, and metabolic betrayal with grit, grace, and a strategically placed ice pack.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration. You’re not sweating, you’re activating. Equal parts badass and brutally honest, this tee rebrands menopause from breakdown to breakthrough.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough for sudden rage naps and breathable enough for spontaneous combustion. Lightweight cotton blend with enough give to power-walk through your third personality shift of the day.

Design Details:
High-impact typography with flame-inspired accents — a no-apologies nod to midlife meltdown mastery. Printed with high-quality DTG inks that survive hot flashes and hot washes.

Who It’s For:
Menopause warriors, HRT champions, midlife legends, and anyone who’s tired of sweating and apologizing for it.

Where to Wear:
Doctor’s offices, wine nights, hot yoga, or while storming through the day like the human furnace you are.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes