I came for the Calm Shirt

I Came for the Calm, Stayed for the Core
You rolled out your mat for a little zen and suddenly found yourself in a core workout disguised as enlightenment. Classic bait-and-stretch. This design nails that moment when “just breathe” turns into “holy hell, my abs.”

With cracked retro lettering and a vintage lotus vibe, it’s perfect for yogis, pilates people, or anyone who’s ever whispered “namaste” while silently sobbing through a side plank.

Peace is a lie. Plank is eternal.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit made for stretch, stress, and spontaneous corpse pose. Lightweight, breathable, and betrayal-ready.

Design Details:
Retro-style broken block lettering and lotus graphic give this snarky quote a vintage gym-class vibe with a modern burn.

Who It’s For:
Core-resenting yogis, sarcastic fitness warriors, and anyone who trusted the “beginner” class and got ambushed by planks.

Where to Wear:
Yoga studio, Pilates torture chamber, or any space where peace and suffering intersect.

Size Guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches)
XS – 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34
S – 28 | 18 | 34–37
M – 29 | 20 | 38–41
L – 30 | 22 | 42–45
XL – 31 | 24 | 46–49
2XL – 32 | 26 | 50–53
3XL – 33 | 28 | 54–57
4XL – 34 | 30 | 58–61
5XL – 35 | 32 | 62–65

Materials:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / GPSR Compliance:
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: “I Came for the Calm, Stayed for the Core” retro yoga tee for snarky fitness lovers, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes