I Came. I Yawned. I Left Shirt

A shirt for the socially exhausted, spiritually overbooked, and perpetually unimpressed. Minimalist. Maximal attitude. No further explanation needed—because honestly, you’ve already left.

Fit & Feel:

Unisex fit soft enough to ghost a party in comfort. Lightweight, breathable, and ideal for minimal effort and maximum message.

Design Details:

Simple, centered text: “I Came. I Yawned. I Left.” No graphics, no explanation, just pure socially-exhausted energy in font form.

Who It’s For:

Introverts, social obligation survivors, sleepy sarcasm specialists, and anyone who RSVP’d “maybe” and meant “no.”

Where to Wear:

Parties you don’t want to be at, family events, group projects, or anywhere your presence is required—but your enthusiasm isn’t.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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