I Came. I Yawned. I Left. Shirt

 “I Came. I Yawned. I Left.” shirt for introverts, party ghosts, and dudes who prefer exits to small talk.

Sometimes you just gotta show up, fake a smile, and bail before anyone hands you a group activity.
This I Came. I Yawned. I Left. tee is the official uniform for men who RSVP under protest and leave without saying goodbye. No drama. No hugs. Just gone.

• Fit & Feel:
Classic unisex cut with a chill fit—soft cotton that holds up whether you're dodging invites or power-napping.

• Design Details:
Crisp text across the chest in a bold, straight-faced font. No frills. No follow-up questions. Just facts.

• Who It’s For:
Guys who’ve been "done" since 2007. Dads, gamers, introverts, coworkers who only speak in grunts, or anyone allergic to group enthusiasm.

• When to Wear It:
Office parties, family BBQs, first dates you regret, or while standing silently near the snack table before disappearing entirely.

Size Chart (in inches):
S | 34–36
M | 38–40
L | 42–44
XL | 46–48
2XL | 50–52
(Width = pit to pit. Length = shoulder to hem. Size up if you need exit strategy space.)

Why You’ll Love It:
• Built for comfort and social withdrawal
• Sarcasm level: elite
• Machine-washable regret management
• Perfect gift for dads, boyfriends, or bros who’ve already left the building



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

 Google info:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes