I’m Here for the Great Ass Shirt

This funny yoga shirt says what everyone’s thinking—here for the great ass. A sarcastic gym tee with equal parts sass, sweat, and side-eye.

Namaste… for the glutes. We can all pretend it’s about “inner peace” and “mindfulness,” but this shirt cuts the bull. The I’m Here for the Great Ass tee delivers the honesty your yoga mat’s been missing. It’s sass stitched in cotton, perfect for anyone who stretches half-heartedly but never misses leg day.

Wear it to yoga, the gym, or brunch when you need a passive-aggressive reminder that you’re flexible enough—but your patience isn’t. Flexibility optional. Attitude required.

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend. True to size with enough stretch to survive downward dog and side-eye from the instructor.

Design Details:
Printed on the front with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade, no matter how many savasanas you skip. Typography that says “mindful” but looks more like “judgmental.”

Who It’s For:
Yoga cynics, gym rats, glute-chasers, sass lovers, and anyone who treats spin class as stand-up comedy.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class, gym day, brunch with frenemies, or anytime you want your outfit to say what your face already does.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes