- Sku: 6080061_9552
I See the Asassins Have Failed Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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Another day, another failed assassination attempt—this snarky shirt channels caffeine, sarcasm, and spite into your daily wardrobe.
Long Description
You survived. Again. Sorry to those who had high hopes you wouldn’t. This shirt is made for the chronically unbothered and spiritually over it—those who start each day fueled by caffeine and pure, undiluted spite. With dry wit and just enough menace to keep people guessing, it’s perfect for anyone who treats every sunrise like a personal attack and still shows up looking iconic.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough for plotting revenge, breathable enough for passive aggression in broad daylight.
Design Details:
Straightforward bold typography with dark humor edge — perfect balance of tired, dangerous, and caffeinated.
Who It’s For:
Sarcasm specialists, office warriors, burnout champions, and anyone still showing up purely out of spite.
Where to Wear:
The office, therapy, jury duty, or while staring suspiciously at literally everyone.
Wear it as a warning, a vibe, or a celebration of your continued existence despite everyone’s best efforts.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
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I See the Asassins Have Failed Shirt
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