Inner Peace Crime Prevention Shirt

This snarky meditation tee is perfect for anyone holding back rage with deep breaths and duct tape. Namaste? More like “Nah, I’ll stay… calm.”

Because if I didn’t meditate this morning, someone was definitely getting throat-punched.
This shirt is your official warning label—and your alibi. Soft enough to soothe your cortisol, breathable enough to handle your barely-contained fury, and funny enough to get a pass in traffic court. It’s perfect for yogis, hot mess healers, or anyone who’s ever whispered “serenity now” through gritted teeth.
This isn’t about finding peace. It’s about avoiding prison. Namaste? Try Nah, I’ll stay calm... for now.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft enough to lower your cortisol levels
• Breathable fabric that won’t trap all the rage you’re trying to release
• Pairs well with incense, eye rolls, and restraining orders
• Gives off “zen, but I will cut you politely” vibes
• Ideal gift for the calmest chaotic person you know

Bonus Mantras (Printed or Implied):
• “Zen is cheaper than bail.”
• “Breathing in. Not blacking out.”
• “Center yourself before you center someone else.”

Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Size up for more flow, size down if you’re ready to throw hands.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
• Material: Cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, garment dyed (Comfort Colors only), DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink
• Sizing: Unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops