Just Rub Sum Dirt on it Shirt

Just rub some dirt on it. The universal cure for scraped knees, bruised egos, and any complaint that fell below “missing limb” status. Designed for tough-love parents, old-school athletes, and Gen X survivors, this shirt is pure playground philosophy stitched into cotton.

Once upon a time, this shirt didn’t exist—and your closet was sad. Now it does. Coincidence? Nope. With its unapologetic realism and retro grit, this tee broadcasts your childhood coping mechanisms without you having to say a word. Sure, you might be misunderstood… but at least you’ll be well-dressed while walking it off.

Fit & Feel
Soft unisex cut that wears like your favorite hand-me-down tee—breathable enough for summer bruises and winter tantrums. True to size with just the right stretch to survive backyard tackles.

Design Details
Retro-style distressed text reading “Just Rub Some Dirt On It,” channeling scraped knees, baseball fields, and emotional repression. High-quality DTG print for that perfectly worn-in vibe.

Who It’s For
Gen Xers, 80s kids, sarcastic parents, little league coaches, and anyone who believes in the healing power of dirt.

Where to Wear
Family barbecues, youth sports sidelines, therapy sessions, or anywhere your coping style needs explaining in cotton.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes