- Sku: 5536894_9557
Keep it UP Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
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Snarky Jesus shirt with attitude—Keep it up and see what happens, straight from the Prince of Peace (with boundary issues).
When they said What Would Jesus Do?—this shirt is the unspoken answer. Keep It Up and See What Happens isn’t just sass; it’s sacred sass. Featuring an unimpressed, side-eyeing Jesus, this design is for those who know grace has limits… and yours is wearing thin.
Perfect for church dropouts, religious rebels, or anyone who likes their savior with a sprinkle of sarcasm. Whether you wear it to Easter brunch or your next awkward family gathering, this shirt is your blessed reminder: even Jesus had a tipping point.
Forgive them… but don’t let them think you're a doormat.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit as soft as mercy, as firm as divine consequences. Lightweight, breathable, and blessed with side-eye.
Design Details:
Vintage Jesus, arms crossed or eyebrow raised, with the phrase “Keep It Up and See What Happens.” It’s got that WWJD but slightly unhinged energy—divine patience with an expiration date.
Who It’s For:
Boundary-enforcing believers, reformed Sunday school kids, spiritual sassmasters, and anyone whose faith comes with a warning label.
Where to Wear:
Church (if you're brave), brunch, passive-aggressive prayer groups, or wherever holy meets petty.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Keep It Up and See What Happens” snarky Jesus shirt for sarcastic believers and faith-based sass fans
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Keep it UP Shirt
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