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Kernal of Truth Halloween Candy Corn
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Kernal of Truth punny shirt: This Kernel of Truth candy corn shirt delivers Halloween humor with bite—satirical, spooky, and sweet all at once.
Long Snarky Description
Trick or treat yourself to some honesty: this candy corn shirt isn’t sugarcoating a damn thing. "Kernel of Truth" is here to expose lies, serve sarcasm, and remind the world that sometimes the smallest bite hits hardest. Equal parts sweet, spooky, and smart-mouthed, this tee is the perfect Halloween confession—one you can wear proudly while devouring fun-size Snickers in the dark.
Whether you’re the cynic at the costume party, the realist in the haunted hayride, or just the type who knows candy corn tastes like regret, this shirt delivers brutal honesty with a seasonal twist. Forget pumpkin spice—this is your fall flavor.
Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable cotton blend, unisex fit with just enough stretch to handle both your snacking and side-eyeing. True to size and perfect for spooky comfort.
Design Details
Features a bold candy corn graphic with the snarky phrase “Kernel of Truth.” Printed on the front with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade faster than your Halloween sugar rush.
Who It’s For
Halloween lovers, satire fans, candy skeptics, Gen X truth-tellers, sarcastic millennials, and anyone who’d rather hand out jokes than treats.
Where to Wear
Halloween parties, haunted houses, trick-or-treat strolls, office costume days, or anytime you’re feeling spooky and just a little smug.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed with eco-friendly water-based inks
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description
Trick or treat yourself to some honesty: this candy corn shirt isn’t sugarcoating a damn thing. "Kernel of Truth" is here to expose lies, serve sarcasm, and remind the world that sometimes the smallest bite hits hardest. Equal parts sweet, spooky, and smart-mouthed, this tee is the perfect Halloween confession—one you can wear proudly while devouring fun-size Snickers in the dark.
Whether you’re the cynic at the costume party, the realist in the haunted hayride, or just the type who knows candy corn tastes like regret, this shirt delivers brutal honesty with a seasonal twist. Forget pumpkin spice—this is your fall flavor.
Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable cotton blend, unisex fit with just enough stretch to handle both your snacking and side-eyeing. True to size and perfect for spooky comfort.
Design Details
Features a bold candy corn graphic with the snarky phrase “Kernel of Truth.” Printed on the front with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade faster than your Halloween sugar rush.
Who It’s For
Halloween lovers, satire fans, candy skeptics, Gen X truth-tellers, sarcastic millennials, and anyone who’d rather hand out jokes than treats.
Where to Wear
Halloween parties, haunted houses, trick-or-treat strolls, office costume days, or anytime you’re feeling spooky and just a little smug.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Printed with eco-friendly water-based inks
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Kernal of Truth Halloween Candy Corn
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