Last Years Resolutions Baby

New year, new you? Let’s not kid ourselves.
The “Resolution List” shirt is here to drag that lie we all tell every December 31st. With bubbly energy, deadpan honesty, and a self-own sharper than champagne bubbles, this tee is the most relatable thing in your closet.

Perfect for NYE parties, hungover January 1st brunches, and anyone recycling their 2020 gym membership. Whether you’re in denial, covered in glitter, or staring at a list identical to last year’s (and the year before that…), this shirt is your annual tradition wrapped in cotton and regret.

Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that’s perfect for lounging, regretting, or making one big decision—like not making any decisions at all. True to size with enough stretch to survive the countdown.

Design Details
Front-printed bold “I didn’t even start last year’s” slogan with clean typography. High-quality DTG print designed to last longer than your January resolve.

Who It’s For
Resolution quitters, goal recyclers, NYE party pros, and anyone allergic to self-improvement season.

Where to Wear
New Year’s Eve parties, January hangovers, casual Fridays, or while avoiding eye contact with your old to-do list.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes