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LatchKey Kid
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This Gen X shirt honors the latchkey kids who survived rotary phones, mixtapes, and 80s parenting. Vintage, funny, and full of analog-era grit.
Long Description:
We made it out alive. Mostly.
Gen X Childhood Survivors is your official badge of honor from the analog trenches. Raised on Saturday morning cartoons, unsupervised afternoons, and the haunting sound of a busy signal, we didn’t just survive—we thrived. Somehow.
This shirt is for every mixtape-maker, mall rat, and homework-doer who relied on dial-up patience and questionable parenting slogans. It’s the perfect tribute to the last great unplugged generation. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And definitely wear it while yelling, “Don’t touch that—it’s hot!”
Fit & Feel:
Soft 100% cotton with that broken-in feel, like your favorite boombox t-shirt from 1987. Unisex fit for Gen Xers who still refuse to grow up (respectfully).
Design Details:
White retro-style “Gen X Childhood Survivors” graphic on front. Bold and straightforward—like the streetlights that told us when to come home.
Who It’s For:
Former latchkey kids, mixtape masters, cassette hoarders, and anyone who remembers when you had to wait for your favorite song to come on the radio.
Where to Wear:
Throwback parties, PTA meetings, therapy appointments, or anywhere you need to let the world know you were raised by TV and still turned out fine-ish.
Size Chart:
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62–65 |
Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Legal Compliance (GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Product Info (Comma-Separated):
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: printed graphic on front, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops
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