Let’s Pretend You’re Reading Shirt

Snarky feminist shirt that calls out the male gaze with deadpan sarcasm. “Let’s Pretend You’re Reading” never looked so pointed.

For all the women tired of pretending not to notice the pretending. This shirt puts the subtext front and center—literally. Whether it's a bar, a boardroom, or the yogurt aisle, you’ve seen the look. Now hit 'em with the line that shuts it down before they open their mouths.

Clean font. No-nonsense tone. A passive-aggressive power move, pressed in cotton.

Because your eyes are up here—and this time, they brought backup.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with soft cotton comfort—witty, wearable, and guaranteed to start awkward conversations.

Design Details:
Minimalist text design with deadpan delivery. The message is loud, the font is loud, and you're louder.

Who It’s For:
Feminists, sarcasm enthusiasts, introverts with boundary issues, and women tired of being “read” like a menu.

Where to Wear:
Anywhere you don’t feel like being stared at—but plan to be anyway. Coffee shops, bookstores, or your next mandatory family function.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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