Lil Kong wants CANDY Shirt

Funny monster shirt with toddler-level rage and Halloween energy. “I Want Candy” features a sugar-starved gremlin in peak meltdown mode.

He pounded on the door with tiny fists and bellowed, “I heard there was candy!”
Someone handed him a granola bar.
Rookie mistake.

This “I Want Candy” design stars our fun-sized King of the Concrete Jungle—furious, sugar-deprived, and dressed to cause a scene. He’s not climbing skyscrapers (yet), but he will scale your furniture and scream until someone produces chocolate.

Halloween or not, this is for the monster in all of us who just wants a treat… and maybe a little destruction on the side.

Fit & Feel

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable cotton that moves with you—whether you’re stomping for sugar or sulking in the corner. Unisex cut fits chaotic energy in all sizes.

Design Details:
Features an adorably unhinged monster mid-tantrum, tiny fists clenched, demands made. Caption reads: “I Want Candy.” (Respect the demand. Fear the follow-up.)

Who It’s For:
Gremlins in grown-up bodies, Halloween diehards, sugar enthusiasts, and anyone with a short fuse and a sweet tooth.

Where to Wear:
Costume parties, candy aisles, dentist appointments, or anytime you want to warn people that now is not the time.

Size Chart (Unisex)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
4XL | 30 | 34
5XL | 31 | 35

Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Size up for full-throttle tantrums. Or breathing room.

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, water based ink, USA cotton
• Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

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Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: Mindpop Threads