Lotus Namaste Bitches Tee

Breathe in. Tune out. Say it with your whole chakras: Namaste, bitches. The Lotus Namaste Bitches shirt pairs a clean, calming lotus design with your favorite irreverent greeting. It’s the perfect balance of light and snark, ideal for yogis who know that inner peace doesn’t mean silent opinions. Whether you’re deep in meditation or deep in judgment, this tee is your uniform for unbothered enlightenment—with just a hint of attitude.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with a soft, breathable feel—perfect for yoga class, rage journaling, or silently judging someone in child’s pose. Flexible enough for stretching and sarcasm.

Design Details:
Lotus graphic with “Namaste Bitches” text — a calm exterior with fight-club energy just beneath the surface.

Who It’s For:
Hot yogis with cold hearts, inner peace skeptics, bendy badasses, and anyone who bows only to dogs and caffeine.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class, wellness retreats, self-care Sundays, or anywhere chakras get realigned and readjusted with attitude.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
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For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: lotus namaste bitches graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes