Minimal Amount of Flair Shirt

Minimal Amount of Flair
This “Minimal Amount of Flair” shirt is your passive-aggressive uniform for surviving corporate nonsense. Inspired by Office Space, it says what you’re too exhausted to explain to your manager with 37 pins on their suspenders.

Whether you’re barely surviving your soul-crushing job or channeling your inner Joanna, this tee is a subtle nod to anyone forced to “express themselves” through mandatory whimsy. Minimum effort. Maximum sarcasm.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with lightweight, breathable fabric — perfect for underachieving in maximum comfort.

Design Details:
One lonely graphic pin on the chest delivers a punchline about mandatory cheer with zero extra effort.

Who It’s For:
Burnt-out baristas, cubicle rebels, and anyone who’s been told to “bring more energy” to a 9am shift.

Where to Wear:
The office, casual Fridays, passive-aggressive team meetings, or anywhere corporate joy is demanded.

XS–5XL Size Guide:
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / GPSR Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Product Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: soft cotton blend, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: minimal flair parody shirt with graphic pin illustration, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Customs declaration: yes