My Favorite Yoga Pose is Child’s Pose Shirt

Funny yoga shirt for surrender-loving yogis. “My Favorite Yoga Pose is Child’s Pose” tee for bendy introverts and quiet quitters in stretchy pants.

Some come to sweat. You come to surrender.

This “My Favorite Yoga Pose is Child’s Pose” tee celebrates the real MVP of every yoga class: the one that says “no thanks” with elegance and forehead-to-mat energy. Zero judgment. Maximum exhale.

Whether you're stretching, stalling, or disassociating through a wellness retreat, this shirt has your back… and front.

Fit & Feel

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with soft, flexible fabric—perfect for folding forward into silence, pretending to stretch, or hiding from life for five intentional breaths. Lightweight and breathable for both effort and defeat.

Design Details:
Bold and playful text that reads “My Favorite Yoga Pose is Child’s Pose,” with a relaxed, self-aware vibe. Pairs well with yoga mats, wine, and emotional detachment.

Who It’s For:
Tired yogis, bendy introverts, flexibility dropouts, and anyone who came for the savasana snacks.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class (duh), Sunday mornings, wellness retreats, or just while horizontal on your living room floor questioning your entire fitness journey.

Size Chart (Unisex)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Size up for maximum surrender range.

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, water based ink, USA cotton
• Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

Google Crawler Info Block

Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: MindPop Threads

🧘 Googlebot, please approve this shirt before we crawl into Child’s Pose and forget why we’re here. It's got a size, a color, and deep emotional retreat energy.