Na-Ma-Ste A Bitch PomPom Shirt

Inner peace? Achieved. Outer sass? Cranked to 11. The Na-ma-ste a Bitch shirt bows politely while making direct eye contact and radiating pom-pom energy. It says “I honor the light in you” and “I will throat-chop you in a Whole Foods parking lot” in one graceful exhale. Perfect for yoga rebels, zen clowns, and anyone whose spiritual path includes profanity, glitter, and possibly bail money. Whether you're meditating or instigating, this is your official uniform.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit with plenty of stretch for poses, prancing, or passive-aggressive chanting — namaste, but extra.

Design Details:
Graphic of a peppy cheerleader mid-yoga pose holding pompoms with sassy lettering — the perfect mashup of zen and zero chill.

Who It’s For:
Yoga dropouts, retired cheer captains, bendy brats, and anyone whose inner peace comes with glitter and spite.

Where to Wear:
Hot yoga, cold brew runs, fitness cults, or while fake-smiling through your third downward dog of the week.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
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For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: na-ma-ste a bitch cheerleader yoga graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes