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Namaste… a Bitch Shirt

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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.

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Product description

Inner peace? Found it—and immediately bulldozed it. This bulldog yoga shirt is for the rare breed of yogi who shows up to class for savasana, side-eye, and maybe snacks. Enlightenment can wait. Attitude? Always on time.

Whether you’re breathing through rage or refusing to downward dog without a healthy dose of judgment, this tee delivers the perfect blend of calm-on-the-mat and chaos-in-the-soul. Equal parts comfy and cutting, it’s proof that balance is good—but sarcasm is the real core workout.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit that bends with you—even when your attitude doesn’t. Lightweight and breathable for corpse pose, yet spicy enough for side-eye. True to size with enough stretch for all your questionable chakra alignments.

Design Details:
Features a bulldog mid-pose with maximum resting grump face and bold text: “Namaste… a Bitch.” Printed with high-quality DTG inks that hold up to both sweat and sarcasm.

Who It’s For:
Yoga lovers with rage issues, sarcastic stretchers, bulldog devotees, and anyone who’s ever been told to “find their center” but chose the snack table instead.

Where to Wear:
Hot yoga, cold brew runs, meditation class (if they can take a joke), or while rage-chanting “om” through gritted teeth.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

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Namaste… a Bitch Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

AFFORDABLE

Sales codes, monthly. Regret, optional. Join the VIP list (it’s free) and we’ll drop discount codes straight into your inbox. No secret handshake. No pyramid scheme. Just cheaper shirts and mild chaos.

Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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