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Namaste Bitches Shirt
$29.95
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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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“Namaste Bitches” lotus tee brings equal parts zen and sass. Soft cotton unisex shirt with a bold graphic for yoga, meditation, or sarcastic enlightenment.
Inner peace? Overrated. Outer sass? That’s the ticket.
This “Namaste Bitches” shirt plants a lotus right in the middle of your chakras and dares anyone to question your path to enlightenment. It’s a wink to yoga culture, a jab at toxic positivity, and a wearable reminder that calm can come with claws.
Perfect for the yogi who side-eyes kombucha, the meditator who skips mantras for memes, or anyone who knows enlightenment is best served with a little profanity. Wear it to class, brunch, or your next failed attempt at transcendence.
Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable cotton that moves with you—whether you’re hitting child’s pose or child-free cocktails. Unisex standard fit, true to size, with just enough stretch to bow without breaking.
Design Details:
Front print featuring a lotus flower and the phrase “Namaste Bitches!” in bold, high-quality DTG inks that won’t fade—unlike your fleeting desire to do hot yoga twice a week.
Who It’s For:
Yoga rebels, spiritual skeptics, Gen Xers who balance chakras with sarcasm, and anyone who thinks “mindfulness” needs a little more middle finger.
Where to Wear:
Yoga class, coffee runs, spiritual retreats, therapy sessions, or anytime you need to remind people your aura glows with sarcasm.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Unisex standard fit
• Crew neck, short sleeve
• Direct-to-garment print (DTG)
• Made to order
Legal (EU/GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
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Namaste Bitches Shirt
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