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Nessie Faith Shirt
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Believe in more than blurry photos with this Loch Ness Monster faith shirt—cryptid humor meets scripture parody in bold graphic style.
Long Snarky Description:
Some folks put their faith in scripture. Some put it in Nessie. This shirt is for the chosen few who know those things aren’t mutually exclusive. The Loch Ness Monster “Blessed Are Those Who Have Not Seen, Yet Still Believe” tee is equal parts sermon and swamp, mixing church camp devotion with cryptid comedy.
Perfect for anyone who squints at water ripples and calls it evidence—or just enjoys a little holy snark. Whether you’re a cryptid chaser, a Sunday school dropout, or someone who believes in things unseen (like clean socks), this shirt is your declaration of faith.
Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that holds up to both lake air and awkward youth group retreats. True to size with just enough stretch for hiking, praying, or hiding in lochs.
Design Details:
Cartoon Loch Ness Monster with bold gothic text: “Blessed Are Those Who Have Not Seen, Yet Still Believe.” Printed with eco-friendly inks in a clean, poster-style graphic that won’t fade, no matter how many times you wash out the smell of lake water.
Who It’s For:
Cryptid enthusiasts, Sunday school rebels, church camp comedians, skeptics with a sense of humor, and anyone who likes their theology with a side of sea monster.
Where to Wear:
Church socials, cryptid conventions, lakeside camping trips, youth group meetings, or while pointing at ripples and swearing you saw something.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description:
Some folks put their faith in scripture. Some put it in Nessie. This shirt is for the chosen few who know those things aren’t mutually exclusive. The Loch Ness Monster “Blessed Are Those Who Have Not Seen, Yet Still Believe” tee is equal parts sermon and swamp, mixing church camp devotion with cryptid comedy.
Perfect for anyone who squints at water ripples and calls it evidence—or just enjoys a little holy snark. Whether you’re a cryptid chaser, a Sunday school dropout, or someone who believes in things unseen (like clean socks), this shirt is your declaration of faith.
Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that holds up to both lake air and awkward youth group retreats. True to size with just enough stretch for hiking, praying, or hiding in lochs.
Design Details:
Cartoon Loch Ness Monster with bold gothic text: “Blessed Are Those Who Have Not Seen, Yet Still Believe.” Printed with eco-friendly inks in a clean, poster-style graphic that won’t fade, no matter how many times you wash out the smell of lake water.
Who It’s For:
Cryptid enthusiasts, Sunday school rebels, church camp comedians, skeptics with a sense of humor, and anyone who likes their theology with a side of sea monster.
Where to Wear:
Church socials, cryptid conventions, lakeside camping trips, youth group meetings, or while pointing at ripples and swearing you saw something.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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