Now Accepting Last Year Resolutions Shirt

New Year, same delusions. The Resolution Recycling Program tee puts your annual goals on spin cycle: Lose Weight. Save Money. Be Nice. Repeat until you give up—or next January rolls around.

With a clever parody of the classic “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” logo, this design captures the motivational hamster wheel we all climb back onto every year. Perfect for resolution realists, goal-setting skeptics, and anyone who’s burned out by January 3rd. Wear it proudly while breaking your own rules.

Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend for sweating through gym resolutions or napping right past them. True to size with just enough stretch to handle your backpedaling.

Design Details
Features a clean, minimalist parody of the recycling symbol with broken resolutions swapped in. Printed on the front with high-quality DTG inks that last longer than most diets.

Who It’s For
Self-aware overachievers, sarcastic list-makers, goal-quitting veterans, and anyone who’s perfected the art of restarting.

Where to Wear
New Year’s Eve parties, January gym trips, failed budget meetings, or while stress-eating snacks in February.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes