Obey the Bark Zip up Hoodie Jacket

Join the sacred order of good boys and better commands. This “Obey the Bark” zip-up hoodie is your official uniform for canine devotion and stylish defiance.

Long Description
When the bark speaks, you listen. This hoodie isn’t just cozy—it’s a declaration of loyalty to your four-legged overlord. Designed like a secret society emblem but with far more tail wags, “Obey the Bark” brings cult vibes to pet-parent pride.

Whether you’re walking the neighborhood like a chosen disciple or just surrendering snacks to the true alpha of the house, this zip hoodie keeps you warm, weird, and worshipful. Perfect for dog lovers with a sense of humor and a flair for the dramatic.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Cult-worthy graphic that howls with authority
• Soft fleece inside and out for max obedience-level comfort
• Unisex fit and zip-up style—because sometimes you need a dramatic reveal
• Built for dog park initiations, couch cuddles, or leading your own spiritual leash-based awakening

Fit & Feel:

Midweight unisex zip-up hoodie with a soft fleece lining—snuggly enough for walkies, rebellion, or both.

Design Details:

Features a commanding pup with cult vibes and the phrase “Obey the Bark.” It’s part dog worship, part dystopian obedience school.

Who It’s For:

Dog devotees, chaos coordinators, cult satire fans, and anyone who knows their real leader sleeps 16 hours a day and still demands tribute.

Where to Wear:

Dog parks, obedience classes (for humans), secret meetings of the Goodest Bois Society, or while recruiting new followers to the Way of the Woof.

Size Chart (Unisex Zip Hoodie)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 20 | 27
M | 22 | 28
L | 24 | 29
XL | 26 | 30
2XL | 28 | 31

Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Runs true to size unless your dog demands otherwise.



• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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