Ohmmm... my back Shirt

The mantra is peace. The reality is pain. Yoga after 35? That’s not a practice—it’s a survival sport. This shirt is for the overextended, under-limbered masses clinging to their mats like it’s all that’s holding their spine together.

“Ommm My Back” captures the sacred groan of every warrior pose gone wrong and every pigeon stretch that ends in regret. You're not here for perfection—you’re here to not snap in half. Spiritually? That ship sailed. Physically? Hanging on by a ligament.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit, soft cotton feel — moves with you whether you're in Downward Dog or collapsed in child's pose.

Design Details:
Text-only design with retro typography delivering a sarcastic spin on the classic yoga mantra.

Who It’s For:
Midlife yogis, bendy burnout survivors, and anyone whose spine sounds like a percussion instrument.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class, physical therapy, wine night, or while justifying your Costco-sized bottle of ibuprofen.

Size Guide:
XS – Length: 27" / Width: 16 ½" / Chest: 31–34"
S – Length: 28" / Width: 18" / Chest: 34–37"
M – Length: 29" / Width: 20" / Chest: 38–41"
L – Length: 30" / Width: 22" / Chest: 42–45"
XL – Length: 31" / Width: 24" / Chest: 46–49"
2XL – Length: 32" / Width: 26" / Chest: 50–53"
3XL – Length: 33" / Width: 28" / Chest: 54–57"
4XL – Length: 34" / Width: 30" / Chest: 58–61"
5XL – Length: 35" / Width: 31" / Chest: 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal/GPSR Compliance:
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: “Ommm My Back” retro text yoga shirt for tired souls, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes