Optimism Failing Shirt

This is your sign to smile through the spiraling.

The Optimism Failing shirt brings existential cuteness into your wardrobe with a wink and a punch. Whether you’re smashing the patriarchy or just smashing snacks, it’s a wearable mood for anyone balancing burnout and aesthetics.

Visually calm, emotionally crumbling—this clean Helvetica-style design says “don’t talk to me” without raising your voice. Perfect for those who radiate chill while running an internal disaster drill.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit ideal for curling up with your anxiety and pretending everything’s fine on the outside. Lightweight and breathable for coffee shops, therapy waiting rooms, and 3AM doomscrolling.

Design Details:
Minimalist typography in crisp Helvetica — understated enough for polite society, sharp enough to silence wellness influencers.

Who It’s For:
Aesthetic loners, gentle nihilists, serotonin skeptics, and anyone whose vibe is “I smile so I won’t scream.”

Where to Wear:
Coffee shops, therapy waiting rooms, soft-lit breakdowns, or while scrolling until the world ends (again).

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes