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Our Hour of Discontent Shirt
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I Am Alarmed shirt with vintage WWII-style alarm clock graphic. A unisex cotton tee blending dark humor, retro design, and existential energy.
Wake up—it’s the hour of discontent. The I Am Alarmed shirt captures that perfect blend of retro wartime grit and modern-day dread. Featuring a vintage WWII-style alarm clock mid-ring, this design doesn’t just say you’re tired—it declares it like an air raid warning.
No slogans, no motivational nonsense—just an existential siren in cotton form. Equal parts historical homage and personal meltdown, this tee reminds the world that time is real, sleep is optional, and anxiety always arrives on schedule.
Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend—comfortable enough for crisis naps or pacing the bunker. True to size with just enough stretch to survive your daily emergencies.
Design Details
Front-printed WWII-inspired alarm clock illustration, complete with distressed vintage detailing. Printed with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade under pressure.
Who It’s For
History buffs, vintage design lovers, dark humor fans, doomscrollers, night-shift survivors, and anyone who’s both tired and terrified.
Where to Wear
War rooms, coffee shops, therapy sessions, or anywhere you need to look awake while feeling the opposite.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Wake up—it’s the hour of discontent. The I Am Alarmed shirt captures that perfect blend of retro wartime grit and modern-day dread. Featuring a vintage WWII-style alarm clock mid-ring, this design doesn’t just say you’re tired—it declares it like an air raid warning.
No slogans, no motivational nonsense—just an existential siren in cotton form. Equal parts historical homage and personal meltdown, this tee reminds the world that time is real, sleep is optional, and anxiety always arrives on schedule.
Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend—comfortable enough for crisis naps or pacing the bunker. True to size with just enough stretch to survive your daily emergencies.
Design Details
Front-printed WWII-inspired alarm clock illustration, complete with distressed vintage detailing. Printed with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade under pressure.
Who It’s For
History buffs, vintage design lovers, dark humor fans, doomscrollers, night-shift survivors, and anyone who’s both tired and terrified.
Where to Wear
War rooms, coffee shops, therapy sessions, or anywhere you need to look awake while feeling the opposite.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Our Hour of Discontent Shirt
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