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Your Brain on Perimenopause Shirt
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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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The hot flashes. The rage. The memory loss. This is your brain on perimenopause. Any questions?
Remember when your brain worked?
Yeah… neither do we.
"This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause" is the ultimate midlife meltdown badge—served with sarcasm, sweats, and sudden emotional whiplash. Whether you're forgetting why you walked into a room or crying because your toast was too crunchy, this shirt gets it.
Why You'll Love It:
Because hormones are jerks and you deserve a trophy
Loud enough for the people in the back—and the people you just snapped at
Ideal gift for menopausal warriors and the people who survive them
Unisex sizing for all who suffer in solidarity
Wear it with pride. Or rage. Or confusion. We support all three.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.• Google info:
Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: Mindpop Threads
• Material: Cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, garment dyed (Comfort Colors only), DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink
• Sizing: Unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops
Remember when your brain worked?
Yeah… neither do we.
"This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause" is the ultimate midlife meltdown badge—served with sarcasm, sweats, and sudden emotional whiplash. Whether you're forgetting why you walked into a room or crying because your toast was too crunchy, this shirt gets it.
Why You'll Love It:
Because hormones are jerks and you deserve a trophy
Loud enough for the people in the back—and the people you just snapped at
Ideal gift for menopausal warriors and the people who survive them
Unisex sizing for all who suffer in solidarity
Wear it with pride. Or rage. Or confusion. We support all three.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.• Google info:
Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: Mindpop Threads
• Material: Cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, garment dyed (Comfort Colors only), DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink
• Sizing: Unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops
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Your Brain on Perimenopause Shirt
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