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Pet Me – Angry Cat Shirt

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Product description

Angry cat shirt for pet lovers who know cuddles aren’t optional—just strongly enforced. Purr or perish, human.

It’s Not a Request. It’s a Threat.
Some cats gently ask for affection. This one? It demands it—with claws out and murder in its heart. This shirt is for those living under feline rule, where “no” is not an option and “stop petting me” is code for “pet me harder.”

Whether you're a cat’s emotional hostage or just admire the audacity of chaos wrapped in fur, this design captures the unhinged, needy menace we all secretly love. Perfect for those who fear their pets and wouldn't have it any other way.

Soft. Unisex. And just threatening enough to keep people at arm’s length—unless they come bearing treats.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit soft enough for comfort, unpredictable enough to bite. Lightweight, breathable, and made for mood swings.

Design Details:
An angry cartoon cat glaring with the emotional volatility of a landmine in fur. Bold “Pet Me” text underneath, daring you to make the first move... and suffer the consequences.

Who It’s For:
Hot-and-cold introverts, snarky cat lovers, emotionally complex gremlins, and anyone who’s affectionate on their terms only.

Where to Wear:
Around people who “don’t get hints,” at home with your own mood-swinging pet, or anywhere you want to communicate danger disguised as cuteness.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Pet Me” angry cat shirt for unpredictable introverts, moody cat lovers, and sarcastic animal fans

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Pet Me – Angry Cat Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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