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Pet Me Like You Mean It Shirt

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Pet Me Like You Mean It shirt with a sweet cartoon pup and desperate-for-scritches energy. For dog lovers who love hard.

This isn't just a dog. This is a main character, an emotional support icon, and a full-time snuggle saboteur. Our "Pet Me Like You Mean It" shirt features a cartoon puppy with that signature guilt-trip gaze—tail wagging, heart on its paw, and zero concept of personal space. It's the perfect tee for anyone whose love language is physical affection (or who's just really, really into dogs). Wear it as a gentle reminder that pets aren't optional—they're mandatory.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit soft enough to nuzzle, strong enough to survive a slobbery cuddle. Lightweight, breathable, and built for maximum snuggle sessions.

Design Details:
A wide-eyed cartoon pup with floppy ears and unhinged affection in its soul. Paired with the phrase “Pet Me Like You Mean It” in playful script that screams I need this more than you know.

Who It’s For:
Obsessive dog moms, soft-hearted cuddle monsters, scritch addicts, and anyone whose dog is both their therapist and love language.

Where to Wear:
Dog parks, couch cuddles, obedience classes (for you, not them), or anywhere emotional support fluff is welcome.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Pet Me Like You Mean It” funny dog shirt for affectionate pet lovers and emotionally needy dog parents

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Pet Me Like You Mean It Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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