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Playtime’s Over Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
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The “Playtime’s Over” shirt is a nostalgic tribute to the lost aisles of childhood. Perfect for Gen X and Millennials who never truly wanted to grow up.
Geoffrey's gone. The shelves are empty. And you're still not ready to be an adult.
Playtime’s Over is a last rites fashion statement for every kid who ran wild through overstocked aisles, begged for action figures, and got their personality shaped by plastic packaging and demo game stations.
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a eulogy. A retro punch to the gut for anyone who still hears the faint echo of commercials, neon signage, and the crinkle of unopened toy boxes. Childhood didn’t fade—it got liquidated.
Perfect for nostalgic rebels, emotionally stunted 80s/90s kids, and anyone still recovering from adulthood being the actual final boss.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit as comforting as your favorite childhood toy, and just as emotionally unavailable. Soft, breathable, and built for midlife tantrums.
Design Details:
A faux-weathered tombstone etched with “Playtime’s Over,” perched above a cracked toy store logo and surrounded by overgrown nostalgia. It's not just a design—it’s your inner child’s eulogy.
Who It’s For:
Gen X burnout cases, Millennial toy hoarders, reformed Blockbuster kids, and anyone still emotionally attached to a cartoon giraffe.
Where to Wear:
Therapy, toy conventions, awkward family dinners, or anywhere adults are pretending they don’t miss action figures and simpler times.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Playtime’s Over” nostalgic grave shirt for Gen X and Millennial adults mourning childhood
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Playtime’s Over Shirt
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