Prick Unicorn Shirt

Unicorn Prick Shirt – Funny Fantasy Humor Tee, Bold Sarcastic Unicorn Graphic T-Shirt, Playful Snark for the Fierce and Fabulous

Unisex 100% cotton graphic tee with pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction. Comfortable vintage-style fit for everyday wear.

Not all unicorns are rainbows and glitter — some are just straight-up pricks. This cheeky tee is for those who love fantasy with a side of attitude, mixing magical vibes with a sharp tongue. Whether you’re embracing your inner mythical troublemaker or just need a sassy statement piece, this shirt’s got you covered.

Made from 100% soft cotton with pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction, it delivers comfort and style with a no-nonsense punch.

Fit & Feel:

Unisex fit that’s soft, breathable, and sharp enough to pierce the vibe. Perfect for magical creatures with attitude and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Design Details:

A bold, smug unicorn with glorious hair, deadpan expression, and “Unicorn Prick” in playful type. Equal parts fantasy fabulous and warning label.

Who It’s For:

Snarky daydreamers, fabulous weirdos, fantasy fans with fangs, and anyone who believes in magic—but also boundaries.

Where to Wear:

Conventions, drag brunches, Renaissance fairs, or just everyday strutting where sparkle meets spite.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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