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Sacred Order of the Leashed Zip up Hoodie Jacket

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Dog cult zip-up hoodie with biker patch vibes. “Sacred Order of the Leashed” design for those who obey the call of the collar.

Sacred Order of the Leashed – Zip-Up Hoodie
Sworn to sniff. Bound by biscuit. This zip-up jacket declares your loyalty to the ancient and honorable society of the leashed—where the walk is sacred, the tail is gospel, and freedom ends at the retractable tether.

Designed with a back patch graphic worthy of any two-wheeled pilgrimage to the dog park, this hoodie blends biker attitude with cult-level canine devotion. Whether you're the walker or the walked, you're part of something bigger now. (Probably with a treat pouch.)

Why You’ll Love It:
• Midweight fleece—warm, breathable, and fetch-ready
• Biker-patch style for your fur-son initiation look
• Soft on the inside, built for the outside (like all good pups)
• Ideal for dog lovers, leash wielders, and chaotic good cultists

Heel. Zip. Praise the paws.

Fit & Feel:
Soft and structured midweight hoodie—roomy enough for walks, naps, or ritual sacrifices of chew toys.

Design Details:
Back design features a faux cult emblem: a divine dog icon, leash motifs, and secret-society vibes. Front features subtle symbol or text on the chest.

Who It’s For:
Dog devotees, leash-trained humans, cult humor fans, and anyone who bows to the bark.

Where to Wear:
Dog parks, obedience school graduations, ritual belly rub ceremonies, or the sacred evening stroll.


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 38 - 41 33 ½
M 28 42 - 45 34 ½
L 29 46 - 49 35 ½
XL 30 50 - 53 36 ½
2XL 31 54 - 57 37 ½
3XL 32 58 - 61 38 ½
4XL 33 62 - 65 39 ½
5XL 34 66 - 69 40 ½
  • Condition: New

  • Fit type: Unisex sizing

  • Material: Cotton blend fleece

  • Production: Printed in the USA

  • Fabric weight: Midweight warmth

  • Design: Faux cult dog graphic with leash iconography on a zip-up hoodie

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Sacred Order of the Leashed Zip up Hoodie Jacket

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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