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Sad Flower Surviving Not Thriving Shirt for Realists & Overthinkers
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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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A sarcastic spin on self-care — this “Surviving Not Thriving” shirt features a wilted flower still doing its best.
This shirt gets it. You’re not blooming, you’re barely upright—and that’s okay.
Our sad little flower surrounded by weeds perfectly sums up the human condition: technically alive, emotionally photosynthesizing on vibes alone. Whether you’re fighting burnout, faking enthusiasm, or just embracing the fine art of mediocrity, this tee says it all so you don’t have to.
Soft, breathable, and designed for days when “making it” is wildly oversold.
Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for pretending you’ve got it together. True to size with a comfy, flexible stretch for existential slumping.
Design Details
Features a drooping flower graphic in a cracked pot with two judgmental weeds—screen printed with high-quality DTG inks that outlast your optimism.
Who It’s For
For the barely-functioning but self-aware. Perfect for burned-out Gen Xers, caffeine-dependent creatives, or anyone whose therapist just said “progress, not perfection.”
Where to Wear
Work-from-home pity parties, group therapy, office burnout bingo, or any day ending in “why.”
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed construction
Pre-shrunk fabric
Printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks
Made to order
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
This shirt gets it. You’re not blooming, you’re barely upright—and that’s okay.
Our sad little flower surrounded by weeds perfectly sums up the human condition: technically alive, emotionally photosynthesizing on vibes alone. Whether you’re fighting burnout, faking enthusiasm, or just embracing the fine art of mediocrity, this tee says it all so you don’t have to.
Soft, breathable, and designed for days when “making it” is wildly oversold.
Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for pretending you’ve got it together. True to size with a comfy, flexible stretch for existential slumping.
Design Details
Features a drooping flower graphic in a cracked pot with two judgmental weeds—screen printed with high-quality DTG inks that outlast your optimism.
Who It’s For
For the barely-functioning but self-aware. Perfect for burned-out Gen Xers, caffeine-dependent creatives, or anyone whose therapist just said “progress, not perfection.”
Where to Wear
Work-from-home pity parties, group therapy, office burnout bingo, or any day ending in “why.”
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed construction
Pre-shrunk fabric
Printed using eco-friendly, water-based inks
Made to order
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Sad Flower Surviving Not Thriving Shirt for Realists & Overthinkers
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