Sanity Potion Spell Book Shirt

Vintage apothecary meets hormone humor in this spell-book style “Sanity Sold Separately” shirt. Perfectly witchy, mildly unhinged, and seasonally on brand.

If you’ve ever looked at your hormone regimen and thought, “Double, double, toil and seriously, where’s my sanity?”—this shirt gets you. Designed to mimic a Wiccan spell book, this hauntingly clever graphic blends estrogen patches, progesterone bottles, and testosterone gel into a potion recipe worthy of any high-functioning hag.

It’s witchcraft for the medically managed. A vintage apothecary aesthetic with a side of snark. Wear it to your next coven meeting, doctor’s appointment, or dramatic exit from a Whole Foods. Especially perfect for Halloween—but honestly, this kind of mental instability brews year-round.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with soft, breathable fabric — cozy enough for moon rituals, breakdowns, or both at once.

Design Details:
Old spell book illustration with magical detailing and sarcastic label — potion aesthetics meet hormonal realism.

Who It’s For:
Witches, midlife potion makers, perimenopausal spellcasters, and anyone who’s ever Googled “herbs for rage.”

Where to Wear:
Witch markets, hormone support groups, crystal shops, or while stirring the cauldron of your last nerve.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
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For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes