Santa Knows Shirt

Offensive Christmas shirt with sarcastic elf and coal graphic. Perfect for dark humor fans, naughty list veterans, and holiday rebels. Soft unisex fit, XS–5XL.

Long Description:
When the cookies are gone and the cheer has dried up, there’s only one gift left: coal and consequences. This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart or the family-friendly crowd — it’s for the ones who skipped the nice list and wore it like a badge.

Snarky, unapologetic, and just the right level of wrong, this design pairs perfectly with seasonal side-eye and spiked eggnog. Wear it to ruin Christmas photos, test HR policies, or just vibe with the truth.

Soft feel, loud energy. Naughty by default, not by accident.

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend with a lightweight feel for maximum comfort during maximum mischief. True to size with enough stretch for holiday chaos.

Design Details:
Sarcastic elf graphic holding coal, paired with unapologetic holiday attitude. Printed with high-quality DTG inks for lasting color and edge.

Who It’s For:
Dark humor fans, holiday rebels, office party troublemakers, and anyone proudly living on the naughty list.

Where to Wear:
Ugly sweater parties, Christmas bar crawls, awkward family dinners, office gatherings (if you’re brave), or any holiday event where you want to cause a stir.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Product Info:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, garment dyed (Comfort Colors only), DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes