Santa Knows You’ve Been a Cunt Shirt

Funny Christmas shirt with a retro elf graphic and bold holiday humor. Perfect for adults who like their festive tees a little chaotic.

This is the shirt you wear when you’ve fully accepted that Santa’s got receipts. Retro Christmas charm meets unapologetic adult humor — the perfect chaotic-nice combo for holiday parties, cookie swaps, and that annual family gathering where someone always deserves coal.

The vintage-style elf illustration gives it that nostalgic MindPop flair, while the updated font keeps the punchline clean, sharp, and impossible to miss. Soft, comfy, and bound to get reactions — some delighted, some horrified, all worth it.

Fit & Feel

Soft, breathable cotton with that lived-in feel

Unisex fit — flattering on every body

Durable print for holiday season after holiday season

True to size; size up for a relaxed look

Design Details

Retro pinup-style elf illustration

Updated, cleaner bold font for the punchline

Vibrant holiday color palette

Printed with high-quality DTG inks

Who It’s For

Adults who love unfiltered Christmas humor

Your funniest friend or favorite troublemaker

Holiday party instigators

Anyone who needs a wildly inappropriate stocking stuffer

Where to Wear

Ugly sweater parties (but, like… level 10)

Family gatherings where you’re already the disappointment

Office parties if you’re quitting anyway

Christmas Eve chaos rounds

SIZE CHART (XS–5XL)

Size | Chest (in) | Length (in)
XS | 16.5 | 27
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
4XL | 30 | 34
5XL | 32 | 35

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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