Satan’s Summer Internship Shirt

Welcome to Satan’s Summer Internship—where the coffee’s cold, the emails never end, and your soul’s compensation package is “experience.” This flaming-text design brings corporate hell to life with all the fire and sarcasm you can handle.

Whether you’re melting at your desk, frying in traffic, or surviving July without AC, this tee speaks fluent burnout. It’s hot. It’s hell. And yes, you’re still unpaid.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit that’s breathable enough for hellfire commutes and cozy enough for post-lunch existential dread. Lightweight cotton blend with just the right amount of stretch for sighing dramatically at your inbox.

Design Details:
Bold, scorched lettering with flaming accents — the unofficial uniform of every unpaid, overworked, and unbothered temp in the underworld. Printed with high-quality DTG inks that won’t burn out before you do.

Who It’s For:
Corporate burnouts, chaos interns, emotionally flammable humans, and anyone whose soul was sacrificed for a summer stipend.

Where to Wear:
Work, HR meetings, internships, or while roasting in both the sun and your bad life choices.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes