Satan’s Summer Internship Shirt

Unpaid. Unholy. Unbothered. Welcome to Hell’s worst temp job.

So you wanted real-world experience? Welcome to Satan’s Summer Internship, where the coffee is cursed, the hours are eternal, and your only job feedback is maniacal laughter. This tee captures the spirit of those chaotic summer gigs that felt just one HR violation away from brimstone.

Perfect for anyone who's ever been underpaid, overworked, and emotionally replaced by a stapler. Bonus points if you took your trauma and made it fashion.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with soft, breathable fabric — comfy enough for corporate damnation or casual underworld errands.

Design Details:
Minimalist hellish typography with just the right amount of snark — like onboarding paperwork from the abyss.

Who It’s For:
Overworked temps, sarcasm demons, underpaid creatives, and anyone who knows damnation comes with a name badge.

Where to Wear:
Workplace meltdowns, existential crises, summer internships, or while fake-smiling through meetings that should’ve been emails.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes